May 2009
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May 28th
Can I call an embargo on Zachary Quinto picture...
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reblog this with what concert you're going to...
teapotsonfire: kelseyroxanne: oldfilmsflicker: leftatwonderland: quetard: suptrex: need ideas chiodos on friday. :D outsidelands fest up north i’m hoping BONNAROOOOOOOO New Kids on the Block jenny lewis on friday!! The NIN/JA tour (NIN/ Jane’s Addiction) on June 5th
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“Life has been some combination of fairy-tale coincidence and joie de vivre and...”
– Sylvia Plath, The Bell Jar (via coffeeandlipstick) (via fuckyeahsylviaplath) (via hardlycontrived)
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WatchWatch
Zach Galifianakis, all of the between two ferns vids are GOLD
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The most unintentionally gay rap lyrics ever →
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When Cameron was in Egypt Land...let my Cameron... →
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This is why I need to give up Twitter. See my new... →
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May 23rd
i've got the summertime blues
Meghan: i live in america and i have certain unalienable rights as stated in the constitution. that includes AC.
Stephanie: Life, Liberty and the pursuit of happiness, i.e. cool, conditioned air.
Meghan: seriously. they don't invent things for you not to use them. i hate hipsters with iphones who don't use AC. THEN PUT YOUR IPHONE BACK.
Stephanie: lol right? "i ride a bike everywhere, i don't use air conditioning, i don't wash my hair to conserve water and i tweet via iphone"
Meghan: i am going to vomit.
Stephanie: that basically sums up philadelphia as a whole.
Meghan: you just described everything i hate about the east coast.
Meghan: YES. YES.
Stephanie: philly is the best for that...do as i say, not as i do hipsters. my favorite kind! communists.
Meghan: man. you really just hit the nail on the head. that is exactly how i feel about it here. i don't even think i want to move to california, i just feel like a minority in my home. like i'm in some kind of hipster harlem.
Stephanie: that's philly in a nutshell. hipster harlem
Meghan: there's about to be some white flight up in here.
Stephanie: and not Bill Clinton, gentrified harlem. its crazy.
Meghan: i blame urban outfitters.
Stephanie: you and me both.
*my two IRL friends, summing up Philly*
May 23rd
Giddy Up
I’m a very liberal person, I don’t get shocked too much. My husband works in porn (no he’s not IN movies gutterballs) anyhow back to the story. A lot of people post “risque” pictures on Tumblr, which I love, because frankly I love boobies.  Some of the pictures border on pornographic and again you know I love a good dick too. But back to the story, some fucking...
May 23rd
Word of the day
I like to say the word Toile.  Although it’s hard to work that one into a sentence being that it’s an obscure pattern of cloth but whatever.
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May 20th
Well it's better than Penis Nappy or Ball Apron  →
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Negatively speaking
My new goal is to have my tumblarity be a negative number. Evidently, every second that I don’t post, reblog etc I keep slipping into the red zone so let’s see how long it takes shall we?
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